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To: Tri Bui who wrote (23307)8/26/1998 9:36:00 AM
From: E'Lane  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 50264
 
Wednesday morning humor....while we wait!
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Men and Women, There is a difference.

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a
lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10.There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.