To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (12161 ) 8/27/1998 12:26:00 PM From: Gauguin Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
Nuh oh. Oh dear. Blue Boy is back, and has caused consternation. Unlike our president (little p now) I won't wait seven months to not apologize. I made up the most unlikely color combination I could think of. I am fine; or will be until you guys catch me. I thought blue streaks was a gimme; how could we have streaks? (NEVER MIND.) Let's look at the bright side of a tender situation. We've learned a lot. Eg; ~ there really is blue p and it's on the net (don't quote that sentence anywhere); ~ how much we care about each other; at least until this incident; ~ Ish is probably the person to go drinking with; or maybe not; ~ Pseudomonas isn't in the red dictionary. I think it's a faked orgasm, but not sure. On the tack of diversion, one of the most painful days of my life, (I mean I have suffered, probably enough already), was a day they cut the tops of my feet open, to inject me with dye. Even the doc doing it, admitted he thought it was one of the most painful procedures in medicine. It was also, venal verdis eruptus. It took a long, painful time, as the guy couldn't get it right, and when he finally did, the nurse with the test x-ray plate dislodged the needle. Doing what he said not to. We both wanted to hurt her. A few hours later I was finally in the catscan tube, my feet all blue. The dye I think is radioactive, or resistive, or something scientific like; and all the lymph nodes in your body show up like worms on pavement. Then he said, "You'll pee blue for a while." Well! Cool! Worth the $1500.00 and agony. I forgot all about it, but when I got home, I filled the basin de eau with turquoise Crater Lake fixins. I was impressed . I forget easily, and this came as quite a surprise. I thought, "I need to go to someone's house, and show them this." Then I remembered I don't know anyone. Damn.