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To: wallacestevens who wrote (900)8/27/1998 10:13:00 PM
From: RJC2006  Respond to of 67261
 
<<<Which ten do you think they were referring to, the first set
or the second set? Do you know what I am talking about? >>>

Yeah...

The Ten Commandments according to Bill Clinton

1. Thou shalt have no other gods but me, however one may claim it unto
one's self exclusively.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain unless thou is
beseeched by the evil Kenneth of Starr.

3. Thou shalt remember to keep the Sabbath day holy, thou needeth a
respite after thou have broken the sixth commandment repeatedly.

4. Honor thy mother and father if one knoweth whom thy father and mother is.

5. Thou shalt not kill but one may wag the tail of one's dog.

6. Thou shall not commit adultery but thou may shaggeth one's intern.

7. Thou shall not steal but one may maketh good use of inside information.

8. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor when one
hath others to do it for thee.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors goods but a carefully crafted
loan one may partake in.

10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife thus thou shalt not hire
a married intern.



To: wallacestevens who wrote (900)8/27/1998 10:54:00 PM
From: Dwight E. Karlsen  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
Which ten do you think they were referring to, the first set or the second set? Do you know what I am talking about?

Both sets were the same. If you "knew" of what you were reading, you would know that God made a second set of stone tablets only because Moses had broken the first set in frustration with the the people he was leading.



To: wallacestevens who wrote (900)8/27/1998 10:58:00 PM
From: Lizzie Tudor  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
I also find religion fascinating from a pure historical perspective, although I dont have the knowledge that you do (Im not religious).

On a related note, one of my best friends (and current housemate) is a christian and she has no problem with my lifestyle or views whatsoever, in fact she would probably be offended by those here that claim their interpretation of scripture is the right interpretation.

Michelle