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To: Ronaldo who wrote (23582)8/28/1998 10:10:00 AM
From: woody  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
Added some more today at these price. Hope my twin dont miss their money from the tooth fairy. He'll be back anyway.......



To: Ronaldo who wrote (23582)8/28/1998 10:15:00 AM
From: MARK BARGER  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 50264
 
Any level II's guy monitoring today? Looking ugly, with decent volume so far. I'm still holding here, but boy the troops could use help here. If you look at the charts, this is another end of the month crushing from the MM's. Next week should have us back in the 2 1/2 plus territory. JC, let us hear some news from your trip, sir. You've had a couple of months worth of wheeling and dealing, and time co complete the financial report. How about throwing us a bone to whet out appetite. I would like to hear who is still on the ask and dumping at this price.

Thanks

Mark



To: Ronaldo who wrote (23582)8/28/1998 10:27:00 AM
From: AnnieO  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
Ron,

Just love it. ROTFLMHO. These are great!

A



To: Ronaldo who wrote (23582)8/28/1998 10:42:00 AM
From: E'Lane  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
{{{{Ron}}}}

ROFL! Thanks for the morning funnies, Ron!

E!



To: Ronaldo who wrote (23582)8/28/1998 10:47:00 AM
From: Lazarus Long  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 50264
 
Thanks Ron... I enjoyed those ponderables...

I recently came by a story that I found rather amusing. I thought my "DGIV family" might also enjoy it!

Lazarus, wondering if E'Lane's been skiing in Utah again...

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>> SO HOW'D YOU BREAK YOUR ARM?
>> by Gloria Abrahamson Mohall Farmer
>>
>> Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the
>> humor of the slopes as written in this account by a New
>> Orleans' paper.
>>
>> A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the
>> kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.
>> Conditions were perfect. 12 below, no feeling in the toes,
>> basic numbness all over, "tell me when we're having fun" kind
>> of day.
>>
>> One of the women in the group complained to her husband that
>> she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to worry,
>> that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the
>> lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in
>> distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go
>> away.
>>
>> If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you
>> know that a temperature of 12 below zero doesn't help matters.
>> So, with time running out, the woman weighted her options.
>>
>> Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested
>> that since she was wearing an all-white ski outfit, she should
>> go off in the woods. No one would even notice, he assured her.
>> The white will provide more than adequate camouflage. So she
>> headed for the tree line, began disrobing and proceeded to do
>> her thing. If you've ever parked on the side of a slope, then
>> you know there is a right way and wrong way to set up your skis
>> so you don't move. Yup, you got it. She had them positioned the
>> wrong way.
>>
>> Steep slopes are not forgiving, even during embarrassing
>> moments. Without warning, the woman found herself skiing
>> backward, out-of-control, racing through the trees, somehow
>> missing all of them, and into another slope. Her derriere and
>> the reverse side were still bare, her pants down around her
>> knees, and she was picking up speed all the while.
>>
>> She continued on backwards, totally out-of-control, creating an
>> unusual vista for the other skiers.
>>
>> The woman skied, if you define that verb loosely, back under
>> the lift and finally collided violently with a pylon. The bad
>> news was that she broke her arm and was unable to pull up her
>> ski pants. At long last her husband arrived, put an end to her
>> nudie show, then went to the base of the mountain and summoned
>> the ski patrol, who transported her to a hospital.
>>
>> In the emergency room she was regrouping when a man with an
>> obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers.
>>
>> "So. how'd you break your leg?" she asked, making small talk.
>>
>> "It was the darndest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was
>> riding up this ski lift, and suddenly I couldn't believe my
>> eyes. There was this crazy woman skiing backward
>> out-of-control down the mountain with her bare bottom hanging
>> out of her clothes and pants down around her knees."
>>
>> "I leaned over to get a better look and I guess I didn't
>> realize how far I'd moved. I fell out of the lift."
>>
>> "So, how'd you break your arm?"