To: Chuzzlewit who wrote (62206 ) 8/31/1998 12:21:00 AM From: rudedog Respond to of 176387
Chuz and all - Thought you might get a kick out of this, although it's been around for a while... I don't know who Hua De is ========= From Hua De: SUBJECT 3: TA PREDICTS WEATHER Temperatures in south Texas broke support levels at 41 degrees F last night. People who were temperature bulls only last week are bearish now, buying firewood and wearing coats. The 200 dma was broken, so technicians project a continued downtrend over the next few months with the consensus saying that we could see 10 degrees F by next July. Experts try to explain the long term cooling trend by saying that the Sun is running low on fuel. If you would like to pay for technical analysis, visit this site... Chat Room In Broken English SUBJECT 4: GROUND HOG COMMUNITY SETTLES LAWSUIT We settled out of court by agreeing that our Temperature Analysis would not use any data taken from looking at SHADOWS, especially Ground Hog Shadows. == REGARDING TECHNICAL ANALYSIS OF THE WEATHER, i.e. Temperature Analysis As I reported, temperature bears in south Texas caused a run on local firewood by pointing out that temperatures had broken support at 41 degrees F. This brought the temperature bulls out, i.e. the global warming crowd. They pointed out that charts of recent temperature lows formed a classic "Inverted Head and Shoulders" or as they say in the Forest Gump School of Temperature Analysis, "A Triple But-tock". While the temperature bears see a cooling trend which they expect to bottom out as low as 10 degrees F next July, the temperature bulls use the LAST ICE AGE as their starting point. The temperature bulls chart a trend line resulting in temperatures near boiling by next Christmas.