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To: Jon Koplik who wrote (14327)	8/30/1998 7:15:00 PM
From: Jon Koplik	Respond to of 152472

O.T. (and, slightly "off color," I think) (I'm not sure what "off color" means). Someone sent me the following, and although I usually think it is a waste of "bandwidth" and electrons or whatever when people send silly stuff over the Internet, this was excellent, I thought : This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners: Entry #1: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Entry #2: Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. Entry #3: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown.