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To: Craig Richards who wrote (425)	8/31/1998 8:33:00 PM
From: Mama Bear	Respond to of 1542

Another joke: Jesus Christ was out for a walk up in heaven, and he ran into Moses. He said, "Hey Moses, what's happening?" Moses said, "Good to see you JC, not too much. I was thinking of playing some golf today." Christ said, "That sounds like fun, I'll join you." So, they went down to the earth, and teed their golfballs up on a Texas beach on the Gulf of Mexico. Moses teed off first, and hit a clean shot which landed near the green on a Florida Key. Christ said, "Nice shot, let me give it a try. I think Arnold Palmer would use a putter for this shot, so I'm going to use a putter." He teed off, and the ball landed in the Gulf. Moses shook his head, "Lord, you should use a driver for this shot". Moses parted the Gulf, walked out and got Jesus' golfball. Jesus said, "Well, I think Arnold Palmer would use a putter for this shot, so I'm going to use a putter." He teed off again, and again the ball landed in the Gulf. Moses parted the water again, and brought Jesus his golfball. Moses said, "You really should use a driver. If you use a putter again, I'm not going out to get your golfball." Christ said, "That's ok, I think Arnold Palmer would use a putter." He tees up again, and sure enough, the golfball lands in the water. Jesus starts walking on the Gulf to go get his golfball. Two tourist are amazed, and ask Moses, "Who the heck does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" Moses replied, "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."