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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (558)	9/1/1998 4:38:00 PM
From: Yuri Aminov	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother. When the man tells her that it will cost her $300, she exclaims,"I don't have any money... but I'll do anything to get a message to my mother." To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says, "Yes.... ANYTHING!!" With that the man says, "Follow me!" He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does this and then he says, "Get on your knees."She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does.Then he says, "Go ahead, take it out." With that, she takes it out and holds it with both hands. And then the man says somewhat impatiently, "Well, go ahead!!" She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it very closely to her lips, she says, "HELLO, MOM?"

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (558)	9/14/1998 4:02:00 PM
From: treetopflier	Respond to of 2733

Another blonde joke A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she claimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.