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To: mark silvers who wrote (20513)	9/1/1998 5:02:00 PM
From: PROLIFE	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 39621

Hey, Hey.... I resemble that remark!!!! Mark, didn't your momma warn you bout hangin round with a bunch of sinners?? d

To: mark silvers who wrote (20513)	9/1/1998 5:07:00 PM
From: John S.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 39621

Mark, Oh sure! Now I'll probably get blamed for that. While on the topic of humour you may or may not have heard this one, as it's been around for awhile. It could apply with those trying to get a grip on what God is trying to tell them in their search. A man is sitting on his rooftop while a massive flood is raging around him. The waters are rising by the minute. A fellow comes along in a rowboat and says "Come on, get in!" The man on the roof says "No thanks, the Lord will get me out of this" The waters are much higher now and a big speed boat pulls up and the driver says "Come on, get in!" The man on the roof says "No thanks, the Lord will get me out of this" Now the waters are up to the guys chin as he's hanging on to the chimney of his house. A helicopter hovers overhead and lowers a cable to him and the pilot yells "grab a hold and get in" The gurgling man says "No thanks, the Lord will get me out of this" The man drowns and stands before his maker and asks "Why didn't you save me?" The response is "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you want?" Subtley snickering, :o) John