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To: Debra&Jeff who wrote (610)	9/1/1998 11:36:00 PM
From: Debra&Jeff	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 733

I think he was saying equal time as I pushed him away... SEMINAR FOR MALES Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Please note note the names of some courses have changed. Attendance at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory. 1. Combating Stupidity. 2. You Can Do Housework Too. 3. PMS, Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut. 4. How To Fill An Ice Tray. 5. We DO Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money. 6. Understanding The Female Response TO Your Coming In Drunk At 4:00 A.M. 7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques(formerly titled "Don't Wash My Silks") 8. Parenting - No It Doesn't End With Conception 9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook 10.How Not to Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong 11.Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right 12.Understand Your Financial Incompetence 13.You - The Weaker Sex 14. Reason To Give Flowers 15. How To Stay Awake After Sex 16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But In The Bathroom 17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb 18. #101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try 19. #201 - "The Morning Dilemma" - If Its Awake, Take A Shower 20. I'll Ware It If I Damn Well Please 21. How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No Its Not A Bidet") 22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonymous 23. Give Me A Break - When We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit 24. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost 25. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency 26. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex 27. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes 28. Mother-in-Law -They Are People Too 29. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 30. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver 31. Male Bonding- Leave Your Friends At Home 32. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson-Especially When Your Naked 33. Changing Your Under wear - It Really Works! 34. The Attainable Goal - Omitting $%& From Your Vocabulary 35. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary 36. Grocery Shopping - More Than A Junk Food Experience Please register immediately as courses are in great demand (as if we had any doubt) Debra ;~