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To: Kid Rock who wrote (484)9/4/1998 4:10:00 AM
From: X Y Zebra  Respond to of 1542
 
"On that first day, when I walked in the front door and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I KNEW they meant business!"

LOL.....

Once, there was this boy who seemed undecided as to what to do after finishing high school, his parents after several visits with a number of career counselors, finally took him to see a Catholic priest, presented the boy and explained the problem.

The priest said, put him in a room by himself in front of a table.

On the table, place a bag full of money, a bible, and a bottle of wine.

If your son takes the money, no doubt he will be a good businessman.

If he takes the bible, no doubt he will be a good priest.

And If he takes the bottle of wine, no doubt he will be a drunkard.

So they go to through the proceeding, and they come back somehow puzzled.

"Father, they said, we did what you suggested and to our surprise, our son took all three things, the money, the bible and the wine, what does that mean ??

The Father says: Ah! Do not worry, no doubt about it, he will be....
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A JESUIT !