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To: TEDennis who wrote (1848)	9/4/1998 3:56:00 PM
From: E. Charters	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2770

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To: TEDennis who wrote (1848)	9/25/1998 4:28:00 AM
From: Bill Ulrich	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2770

Dear Mr. TED, It is with regret that I must return the latest parcel of FBNA stock certificates sent by your company earlier this week. It seems that after a few minutes of handling them, my hands have been stained with a color similar to Pantone Matching System (PMS) 'Blue: 205-1' (nearest RGB: 0/51/153). Furthermore, the ink has been transferred to nearly item in my refrigerator including the Gouda cheese, and is indelible on several areas of my body. Having just read this article: canoe.com &#147Con artists in South Florida sold unregistered shares in bogus hotel renovation and condo projects when in fact they printed the certificates themselves and kept the money when they sold them.&#148 &#133I cannot help but wonder about the qualifications of FBN's Chief Executive Ink Procurement Agent (CEIPA). Who's taking responsibility here? Where is the accountability? What happened to the Fast-Dri&#174 Ink? When will my Gouda cheese be replaced? Yours Sincerely, William Ulrich semi-famous Y2K consultant