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To: MonsieurGonzo who wrote (51973)	9/9/1998 4:09:00 PM
From: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9	Respond to of 58727

end of the day joke >> >From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esquire, here are the top ten >>> proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v. William J. >>> Clinton: >>> >>> 10. If the dress ain't a mess, he won't need to confess >>> 09. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate >>> 08. If the B@#$ didn't spit, you must acquit >>> 07. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal >>> 06. Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore >>> 05. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some @$$es >>> 04. He cheats on his wife, but it's his personal life >>> 03. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof >>> 02. Bill isn't sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy >>> >>> And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane: >>> 01. If the sex is just oral, it's not really immoral well I saw at least 5 guards standing at the back of the van...... I bet the National Enquirer would have no problem paying a million for this one... futures selling off to a discount to the cash...so remember that tonight as you see globex