To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (52176 ) 9/10/1998 11:26:00 PM From: Broken_Clock Respond to of 58727
Just checked my e-mail.... Looks like Bill ain't down in the dumps after all...not when he can sing his blues away. pardon the rating, I think it's PG-13, but then my 7 yr. old is already wondering what the NBC nightly news is talking about... >Favorite things from the movie "The Sound of Music" > The Bill Clinton version: > > Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places, > Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, > Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring, > These are a few of my favorite things > Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers, > Horny young interns who while 'way the hours, > Profits from futures that Hillary brings, > These are a few of my favorite things > Beating the draft board and getting elected, > Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected, > Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing, > These are a few of my favorite things. > Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury, > Falling down drunk that required knee surgery > Stars in the White House who come here to sing, > These are a few of my favorite things. > Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony, > States of the Union with lots of baloney, > Winning debates and the joy of my flings, > These are a few of my favorite things > When that Jones bites, > When Ken Starr stings, > When I'm feeling sad > I simply remember my favorite things, > And then I don't feel so bad. > > How about another stanza or two----------------? > > Buying elections with money from China, > Putting my hands on Lewinski's vagina, > Selling our secrets so Wong never sings, > These are a few of my favorite things. > Taking my family and friends on vacation, > Disguised as state visits from nation to nation, > Great photo ops of the wall and Beijeng's, > These are a few of my favorite things. > When the tapes run, > When I'm Tripped up, > And I'm feeling sad. > I simply remember my favorite things, > And then I don't feel so bad. > >***************************************** >***************************************** >*****************************************