To: Kid Rock who wrote (12 ) 9/11/1998 5:41:00 PM From: Jacques Chitte Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 3811
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? >> Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? >> Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear >> bright until you hear them speak? >> How come abbreviated is such a long word? >> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold >> tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? >> Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is >> dead? >> Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? >> Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't >> they be called builts? >> Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? >> Why does sour cream have an expiration date? >> Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already >> know you don't have? >> Why is the alphabet in that order? >> If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is >> expanding, what is it expanding into? >> If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the >> taxi driver end up owing you money? >> What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? >> If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other >> trees make fun of it? >> Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? >> When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It >> sounds like a near hit to me!! >> Do fish get cramps after eating? >> Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? >> Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of >> everything outdoors? >> Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? >> If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? >> When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? >> Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not >> adoor? >> Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell >> him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. >> How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked >> when someone threw a gun at him? >> If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? >> Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid >> contains real lemons? >> How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? >> Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? >> Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? >> Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? >> Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? >> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? >> Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? >> What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?