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To: Mr Metals who wrote (7205)9/11/1998 9:01:00 AM
From: Sam  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 11676
 
A little chuckle to start the day
end of the school year. The teacher in a small
>>>> Elementary school has graded her pupils and written the reports.
>>>> There is really little more to do. All the children are restless and
>>>> it is getting near to the end of the day.
>>>>
>>>> The teacher stands and says "Whoever answers the questions I ask first
>>>> and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself
>>>> "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the
>>>> question."
>>>>
>>>> The teacher asks "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago'?"
>>>> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie said "Abraham Lincoln". The
>>>> teacher said "That's right, Susie. You can go." Johnny was MAD because
>>>> Susie had answered first.
>>>>
>>>> The teacher then asked "Who said 'I have a dream'?" Before Johnny
>>>> could open his mouth, Mary had said "Martin Luther King". The teacher
>>>> said "Yes, Mary, that's right. You may go". Johnny was now even MADDER
>>>> than before because Mary had answered first.
>>>>
>>>> The teacher then asked "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for
>>>> you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said "John F
>>>> Kennedy".
>>>> The teacher said "That's right Nancy. You can go." By now Johnny was
>>>> BOILING MAD, because now Nancy had answered first.
>>>>
>>>> As the teacher turned her back, Johnny said "I wish these bitches
>>>> would keep their mouths shut".
>>>>
>>>> She turned quickly and demanded "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said "BILL
>>>> CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?