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To: JakeStraw who wrote (958)9/11/1998 1:17:00 PM
From: Denice  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1035
 
You have made my day. I am sitting here laughing out loud. I am glad no one is around. They might think I was a little looney. Okay, here are some more.

1. Why do the dern birds still sing when I am having a bad day?

2. When no one is around and a tree falls, does it make a noise?

3. Why is a fire hot?

4. What happened to all the outhouses when they invented indoor plumbing?

5. Does the fridge light stay on or off when you close the door?

6. Why did Bambi's mom have to die?

7. If I buy a stock today why will it always fall the next day?

Denice