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To: Skeeter Bug who wrote (38408)	9/11/1998 2:10:00 PM
From: Gerald F Bunch	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 53903

Skeets OT Re; Clinton Interesting URL's and humor realchange.org telegraph.co.uk Subject 22539 It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever is the first to correctly answer the questions I ask, can leave early today." Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD that Susie answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before that Mary answered first. Then the teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD that Nancy answered first. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?" RegardsGB

To: Skeeter Bug who wrote (38408)	9/11/1998 5:44:00 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 53903

SB, But didn't Slick Willy's Swaggart imitation bring tears to your eyes? What a cynical dude, confessing it in front of a religious convention where they have to forgive sinners. I was somewhat taken aback by the guy who said a prayer and then got a round of applause at the end. I hope Intel soon asks forgiveness for the half truths they told today about the pc market. <G> What a bunch of scamsters spinning their wheel. MB