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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (5044)	9/11/1998 10:02:00 PM
From: DMaA	Respond to of 13994

From the September 10 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Signs You're About To Be Impeached." Copyright 1998 by Worldwide Pants, Inc. 10. When you call to congratulate Mark McGwire, he lets his machine get it. 9. Your press secretary keeps introducing you as "President William Milhous Clinton." 8. You're invited to appear on Jeopardy's "Impeached Presidents Week." 7. Tipper Gore's in your office measuring it for drapes. 6. Even the sluttiest new intern won't give you the time of day. 5. Library of Congress stops letting you sign out books. 4. You walk into the Capitol commissary and 500 people simultaneously say, "Shhh! He's here!" 3. Somebody changed the locks on Monica Lewinsky. 2. Suddenly, everyone's kissing Al Gore's big cinder-block ass. 1. Your new Secret Service code name: "Roadkill." And from the Late Show Web page, "the extra jokes that didn't quite make it into the Top Ten." -- You now have to pay for the headset rental on Air Force One -- The ghost of Nixon appears before you, says, "Dude, you're screwed." -- The Post Office puts you on their "Disgraced Presidents" series of stamps. -- Your limo has a moving company flier stuck under the windshield wiper. -- Your behavior has caused even Ted Kennedy to say, "That boy's got problems." -- Those 21 guns aren't pointing in the air.