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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: j g cordes who wrote (5207)	9/12/1998 2:22:00 PM
From: Steve	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13994

Coming Next Week to newstands everywhere The STARR a new men's magazine for the busy executive... The curious thing about the Starr Report is that while oral sex makes 98 appearances unzipped pants makes 6 and fondling makes 7, exposed makes 7, bare makes 14, and breasts makes 51 appearances as well as vagina 5, genitalia 39, ejaculated 5, cigar 29 and inserted 4 appearances the penis comes up short with 0 appearances. Loneliest of all in the report is the President's penis or for that matter any penis at all. This is more like a soft porn flick where the penis never makes an official visit. But apparently the penis was incognito and made a secret visit under guise as genitalia. Why the subterfuge? Perhaps Starr could not bring himself to pen "the President's penis" out of regard for the office. Whatever the reason the most shocking of all appearances in the report are the religious holiday's Easter Sunday 8 and Christmas 25. Apparently the only one prayerful was Monica. In the foreign affairs category, President Zedillo of Mexico and Rabin of Israel are bit players in minor roles but probably benefiting from Clinton's improved mood and flushed cheeks. The Starr Report, 186 pages including footnotes, cost over 50 million dollars and will probably earn comedians 3 times that in joke material. I wonder if the OIC gets residuals?