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To: Grainne who wrote (55)	9/13/1998 7:52:00 AM
From: Hubert Few	Respond to of 223

Reaming screams, ranting raves Life is a trip to the grocery store no double coupons today The produce manager shrieks and throws wilted heads of lettuce at passing customers Outside a tow truck driver wrestles a pregnant patron to the ground her car intent to impound "too close to the fire hydrant"

To: Grainne who wrote (55)	9/13/1998 8:02:00 AM
From: Hubert Few	Respond to of 223

Hardcore sexual deviance is alive and well in Kansas City The city council tried to pass an ordinance The local churches formed prayer groups The local middle school built a theme park 32,000 feet overhead a 747 purged it's holding tanks A condom fell to the ground in the middle of the park, wrinkled in a shape oddly resembling a bust of Theodore Roosevelt Letters were written and the Pontiff paid a visit A bronze statue was constructed at a cost of $154,000 The plaque read: "On this spot at precisely 9:04 am, December 15 1997, a miracle occured for which we have no explanation".

To: Grainne who wrote (55)	9/13/1998 8:19:00 AM
From: Hubert Few	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 223

Hominy, Dominy Does the Pope eat grits? Does the sacred gown have a bib? Does he sop his biscuits? I've wondered more than once if the circumstances were different, and Rome were in Alabama Would the popemobile have a confederate flag and fog lights and huge knobby tires? If coercion were all it took to snatch food from the starving and build huge cathedrals in the middle of slums Would not the pope maybe hit you over the head with a beer bottle....and steal your car.