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To: The Street who wrote (25931)	9/15/1998 6:15:00 PM
From: StockChicken	Respond to of 50264

BAWK... FORCED DEFECEFICATION OF HUMANS Reports of tornadoes removing feces from humans abound, so they are probably true. Some say the noise of the storm is enough to scare the crap loose. Reports of defecefication have decreased lately, and why not; the pampered human is kept indoors all its life and never has to scratch for a living. Human defecefication research has been carried out by concerned chickens trying to get to the root of the feces fall out. In the 19th century some experts used cannons charged with five pounds of powder, and stuffed a poor dead human into the cannon. The gun was fired upward and the feces were noted to reach nearly 30 feet. Close examination revealed that the crap was pulled cleanly from the human, the body of which was never found. Further research has shown that the terrified human undergoes a complete relaxation of all it's muscles, including the ones that hold the crap in. Then the strong wind just blows the crap out. BAWK...