To: X Y Zebra who wrote (673 ) 9/24/1998 2:39:00 PM From: X Y Zebra Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3536
** OT ** With the recent turmoil in the emerging markets, Little Joe (Pepito), asked his father to explain to him how exactly is it that governments in Latin America, really work, and end up in the incredible messes that they get tangled in, so as to force all the 'first world' bankers to come to their rescue. So in earnest, Pepito's father explained the following: Son, in order for you to understand this economic mumbo jumbo, let me put it to you this way. We will use as an example, our own household: Your Mama is the Government. Your Father is the Federal Executive Branch. Your Little Brother is the Country. The Maid is the Federal Legislative Branch. And You are the People. So Pepito went on his way, thinking about this explanation. That very same night, Pepito's little brother (six months old), was screaming his head off in his crib. Pepito finds him totally covered with caca. He goes to see his Mother asking for help, but finds her sleeping. He goes to see his Father, only to find him fornicating the Maid. Next morning, during breakfast time, Pepito proudly announces he has understood how is it that Latin American government really operate. He proceeds. Take for example last night, the situation was "de la Puta Madre", (let's translate that as "a mess" <g>). Since, according to the explanation you gave me of the GOVERNMENT and how it relates to our household, we had the following: The Country was full of caca. The Government was, as usual, sleeping. The Executive Branch was fornicating the Legislative Branch. And the people, made a complete pendejo, without knowing what to do. Sal£d Compadres.