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To: treetopflier who wrote (604)	9/17/1998 12:51:00 PM
From: paul t	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three different stories. * Sam Donaldson If the president could convince every woman in America that the Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote. * Newt Gingrich What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same thing. * Kenneth Starr The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the entire Grand Jury. * Monica Lewinsky Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV sportscaster? * Marv Albert The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern. * OJ Simpson If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my own work done. * Vernon Jordan The president should take up skiing. * Al Gore If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in my bunker making plans. * Saddam Hussein Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door is locked. * George Stephanopoulos In yesterday's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out and win one for the zipper. * Madeliene "Aunt Bea" Albright

To: treetopflier who wrote (604)	9/17/1998 3:27:00 PM
From: Shawn M. Downey	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Truth is stranger than fiction... Good story. I just sent it to a friend and he responded: ================================================= Hey, Shawn This story was used as an episode on "Homicide", right down to the forensic convention. Steve Allen and Jayne Meadows played the elderly couple. The coroner who told the story was a regular on the show. The only difference was (if I remember correctly, it was last season) that the son had come to the building to stop what he had started, but was somehow convinced that he was too late, and, overcome with guilt, went to the roof and jumped, and yada yada . She (I should have said coroness >:) ) told the story as true, and I figured it probably was. They just changed the names, and the detectives involved were, of course regulars.