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To: Yuri Aminov who wrote (608)9/18/1998 2:23:00 PM
From: treetopflier  Respond to of 2733
 
Standards

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Clones are people two.
Entropy isn't what it used to be. (ttf philosophy of life)
Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Eschew obfuscation. (Ibexx)
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs. (GTW)
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Air Pollution is a "mist-demeaner."
Anything free is worth what you pay for it. (SYBS)
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way.
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Editing is a rewording activity.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion. (ttf)
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy. (no more MSFT)
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. (ttf again)
My reality check just bounced. (APTX)
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. (DOW/NASDAQ/S&P 500)

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