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To: JEM who wrote (623)	9/20/1998 11:06:00 AM
From: Debra&Jeff	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 733

WEIRD POINTS TO PONDER Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were. I doubt, therefore I might be. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A fool and his money are soon partying. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Jeff