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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Lacelle who wrote (3898)	9/19/1998 8:53:00 PM
From: Les H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 67261

Clinton Laying Plans for the First-Ever Presidential Adult Bookstore With the growing uncertainty as to whether or not President Clinton will finish his second term in office, it was revealed today that the President is already planning the first-ever Presidential Adult Bookstore. When asked why Clinton is breaking with tradition by not opening a Presidential Library, one White House staffer told BNN, "Clinton will always be remembered for his sex scandals. That will be his legacy. Rather than try to fight it, the President decided that it was best to just go with it." Clinton's Presidential Adult Bookstore will be located on the out-skirts of Little Rock and will be billed as "The Home of Executive Privilege". It will feature such attractions as "Wild Bill's Bimbo Cabaret" where a family man can watch women made to look like "Clinton's Bimbos" take it all off. Plus, patrons can have a lap-dance with the intern of their choice for a minimal contribution to the Democratic Party. There will also be a bar which will serve Clinton's favorite drink "The Jiggler" served in a glass made to look like a pair of knee pads. Although the Presidential Adult Bookstore will be a smoke-free environment, patrons will have the opportunity to purchase cigars from Clinton's private collection. These cigars have been specially treated with a secret recipe of hard-to-find juices and oils and are guaranteed to be well-humidified. Construction on Clinton's Presidential Adult Bookstore could begin as early as January of 1999.