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To: Glenn D. Rudolph who wrote (17797)9/22/1998 11:33:00 AM
From: zax  Respond to of 164684
 
DogReprint Follows:

The Thirteen steps to Investing Like a Hypocrite

1. Cut deals with companies and push their stocks.
2. Cook books to make poor investments look otherwise.
3. Make false claims and fake deadlines in justifying your investments.
4. Call alternate investing philosohies "bunk".
5. Claim to be investing ethically. Then short a stock and gloat if the company faces hard times.
6. Abuse your position as a news source to manipulate stocks.
7. Send out newswires without boilerplate.
8. Provide misleading statistics.
9 Call all others "short termers".
10. Cite Warren Buffet to back a pack of lies.
11. Claim to be superior while pushing your own literature.
12. Send out drones to do your dirtywork.
13. Claim to be influential while claiming to be disadvantaged.