To: Ann Corrigan who wrote (4737 ) 9/22/1998 5:03:00 PM From: mrknowitall Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
Ann - this is entirely too much fun - try this: >The Battle Hymn of Monicagate >(To the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic) > >Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the war, >They are rolling out the evidence they got from Mr. Starr, >And while Hillary and Carville plot to burn Republicans, >Bill's truth is marching on. > >Glory, glory, Halleluea, >Monica he really used ya, >Got you in the hallway and he left his evidence, >Bill's truth is marching on > >We have seen him on the TV saying "It just isn't true," >We have heard the White House minions as they stood beside him too, >Now the House is drooling over all the evidence, >Bill's truth goes marching on. > >Glory, glory, Halleluea, >Bill, you really let her do ya, >Then you thought you'd shut her up by getting her a job >Bill's truth goes marching on. > >In the eyes of Congress nothing works like listening to polls, >And the media is handy when it comes to doing those, >They can spin the questions anyway they want to get results, >So Bill's truth goes marching on. > >Glory, glory, Halleluea, >Look at what cigars can do t'ya, >Visits in the Oval Office he "really can't recall," >Bills truth goes marching on. > >In the beauty of the White House, he still lives with Hillary, >And with all the files on enemies they'll stay there comfortably, >As he tries to cover up the facts, and hides from you and me, >Bill's truth goes marching on. > >Glory, glory, Halleluea, >Watch the White House try to fool ya, >Hillary's the only one who's seen him in his pants, >Bill's truth goes marching on. Got it in my e-mail. I can just imagine the Mormon tabernacle choir doing this one. <vbg> :^) Mr. K.