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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Johnathan C. Doe who wrote (4780)	9/22/1998 6:53:00 PM
From: Les H	Respond to of 67261

SLUDGE REPORT CLINTON RECEIVED ORAL SEX DURING GRAND JURY TESTIMONY! ************* * * * MUST CREDIT THIS HEADLINE TO SLUDGE REPORT* * * ***************** Sludge has learned that President Clinton received oral sex (which Sludge knows the president doesn't legally define as sex) during his August 17th grand jury testimony from an intern who was hidden in his trousers. According to exclusive Sludge sources who were present at the proceedings, the president's mood changed from hostility to one of elation during the tough cross examination from Starr's deputies. After vague, misleading answers and even outright refusal to respond to numerous questions, Clinton was directly asked if he had carried on a secretive affair with Ms. Lewinsky. At that point the president who appeared red-faced and grimacing, suddenly burst out "Yes, Oh God Yessss!" After that the president appeared relieved and happy to have his testimony over. More details to follow...