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Gold/Mining/Energy : At a bottom now for gold? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1671)9/23/1998 10:22:00 AM
From: Ahda  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1911
 
Funny yes the cross dress bit have a son that does that on Halloween he is gorgeous nice legs tho a bit hairy and he is a shade to tall for the average guy, above average now that is another thing VBG. This year he has a beard so chances of a date are pretty slim. VBG

Thought provoking and all to truthful.



To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1671)9/30/1998 9:08:00 PM
From: Alan Whirlwind  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1911
 
Pinky's Tailing Box...a weekly Wednesday feature of At a Bottom Now for Gold...

From the Goose that laid the Golden egg...

Old 49er,
When she wanted to ponder,
Would ride through the bear,
Hoping for a gold standard.

One, two, stocks only lose;
Three, four, puts make you more;
Five, six, Barrick's up quick;
Seven, eight, Day's looking great;
Nine, ten, a gold price gain;
Eleven, twelve, pigs are killed;
Thirteen, Fourteen, markets a flooring;
Fifteen, sixteen, markets a witching;
Seventeen, eighteen the FED is inflating.
Nineteen, twenty, La Plata's tempting.

Didn't you see, yet didn't you see,
What naughty tricks metals put upon me?
They woke me no richer
And bilked my larder
And Buffetted my silver
And made me no smarter
And kissed the market instead of me.

Little Miss Morgy
Was sitting on 4 G
Deciding which markets to play;
Along came a spyder,
Who tanked down beside her,
And frightened Miss Morgy away.

Little Chips Blue, tank in the morn'!
The bleep's in the White House, the Dow's looking worn.
But where is the boy who's really the Veep?
SHE's under suspicion and in it quite deep.

$

"What is the news of the day,
Of the markets I pray?"

"They say the balloon
Is gone to the moon!"

$

There was an old market, tossed up in a basket,
Seventeen times as high as the moon.
Where she was going, I couldn't but ask it,
Foreign exchanges were spelling her doom.

"Old market, old market, old market," said I,
"Where are you going up so high?"

"To sweep the goldbugs out of the sky!
And I'll be back DOWn with you by-and-by."

$$$

From the Tailing Box...

Dear At a Bottom Now For Gold:

The market got slammed today--could you write me a letter advising me if it's too late to bail? --Staid at the Trough too Long

Dear Staid:

Your money's been reserved for someone else, but I'll write you not one, but seven letters that will spell out the answer: O-C-T-O-B-E-R. --Whirlwind

Dear Pinky's Tailing Box:

Where's last week's edited version posted on GPM? PS--how old will you be on Friday? 8) --Miss Take

Dear Miss Take:

Message 5817517
I'll be 8 years old--you got it right. --Whirlwind

Dear Pinky's Tailing Box:

Zappa's down .03 today. Should I buy limit at .18 bid, put in a market order, or flee this market altogether? --Little Bo Peep

Dear Little Bo:

Go ahead and try the flea markets for cheap Zappa warrants first. I advise against putting in the market order--I don't want to see you fleeced. --Whirlwind

Questions about PMs? Ask the Whirlwind at:

whirlwindbuyszappa@mindless.com