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To: Impristine who wrote (26)9/23/1998 2:48:00 PM
From: Bald Man from Mars  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 430
 
I own the frigging commode,
and if you put your butt on it,
I will own that piece of flesh too ...



To: Impristine who wrote (26)9/23/1998 2:48:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 430
 
(Spoken)
How you doin' out there? Y'ever seem to have one of those days
where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from
your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well,
y'know, I used to have 'em just about all the time. But I found
a way to get out of 'em. Let me tell you about it!

(Sung)
Sitting in the classroom / Thinking it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap / Just ain't my bag
The noon bells ring / You know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys / On floor number two!

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

A-checkin' out the halls / Makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls / No, there ain't nobody here
Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
All right!

Oh, put me to work / In the school book store
Check out counter / And I got bored
Teacher was lookin' / For me all around
Two hours later / You know where I was found

Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was)
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
One mo'!

Smokin' in the boys' room
Oh, smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!




To: Impristine who wrote (26)9/23/1998 2:50:00 PM
From: Bald Man from Mars  Respond to of 430
 
let me run down to the nearest Savon first,
hold your position ...