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To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (646)	9/23/1998 5:45:00 PM
From: Capt	Respond to of 2733

LOL.... Good One!! THE HILLBILLY MEDICAL DICTIONARY Artery- study of painting Bacteria- back door of cafeteria Barium- what doctors do when patients die Bowel- a letter like A, E, I , O, U Caesarean Section- a neighborhood in Rome Cat Scan- search for a lost kitty Cauterize- make eye contact with her D & C- where the president lives Dilate- to live a long time Enema- not a friend Fester- quicker or move rapidly Genital- not a jew G.I. Series- a military T.V show Hang Nail- coat hook Impotent- well known Labor Pain- getting hurt at work Medical staff- a doctor's cane Nitrates- cheaper than day rates Node- was aware of Outpatient- a person who has fainted Pap Smear- fatherhood test Postoperative- a letter carrier Recovery Room- a place to do upholstery Rectum- dang near killing 'em Secretion- the act of hiding something Seizure- Roman emperor Tablet- small table Terminal Illness- getting sick at the airport Tumor- two more than before Urine- opposite of mine Varicose- nearby Vein- conceited