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To: jbIII who wrote (1046)	9/24/1998 12:17:00 AM
From: denekin	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 30928

I say, Good heavens, and by Jove! John Berech III! Could it be? bloody hell, it is! John Berech III! Scion of Philip Hamsworth-Petch Ogilvy Wombat Berech, 3rd Earl of Wontputti-On-Whynot, illegitimate son of Elizabeth of Acquitane and the Emperor Friederich Barbarossa, whose daughter Aubergine, the most beautiful girl at the court of Pope Ormand III, in spite of an unusual deformity of the spine, married Leopold Alexis of Montenegro, who by consanguinity was similtaneously Alexis 2nd of Tajikstan, and who, having taken part in the siege against the Huegenots in amsterdam, Fell in love with the admittedly ruebenesque Elena Maria, Claudia Louise de St. Martin, who, while being several rather uncouth years his senior, managed to produce for him, one way or another, six sons and two daughters, most of whom had the good taste not to survive childhood, with the exception of Philip, the eldest son who came to no good whatsoever and died of a disease most of us would rather not talk about outside a brothel in Naples at the very same time that his one surviving sister, Monica Pieta, Alphonsine, Marquise de Cucugnon Et Salaudpris, was abducted by an obscure branch of any equally or perhaps even more obscure branch of what some hold to the Sufi order, unless your source is Professor Heinrich Neiberhouer, from the University of Heidelburg at Stuttghart, who while be quite famous for his eloquence did suffer from a most horrendous facial deformity which some say he inherited from his mother, but I digress, so then, Monica Pieta gave birth to several children most of whom became famous horse breeders in central asia, except for Francis, who made a incredible fortune during the French revolution though the means to this fortune is something the family has tactfully forgotten, though to this day they do find their way to enjoying it, mostly in Cannes and Monaco where, I might add, I once spent an afternoon at a topless beach which was fascinating to say the least, and jolly good fun, even if I was only twelve and had decided to become a Franciscan monk. (This was of course before Corsican Separatists kidnapped me and all that unpleasantness took place). Welcome to our thread, Fish Face...