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To: Susan Saline who wrote (2518)	9/24/1998 11:26:00 PM
From: Len	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 32898

"Woman needs man, and man must have his mate, on that you can rely..." As Time Goes By, a great song. Len P.S. How did your post relate to mine, regarding the fat guy video?

To: Susan Saline who wrote (2518)	9/24/1998 11:32:00 PM
From: Clark Kent	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 32898

I may get a nomination for the moron thread, but ...oh well... ON topic........... How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It had better be opened by the time she brings it > > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will > never be able to support you. > > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. > > How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? > When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." > > How do you fix a woman's watch? > You don't. There's a clock on the oven! > > Why do men pass gas more than women? > Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. > > Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to > want to shoot it. > > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at > the front door, who do you let in first? > The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. > > All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell > them apart. > > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? > A woman that won't do what she's told. > > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. > > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt > her.. > > What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? > Divorced. > > Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same. > > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive > by 90%...wedding cake.