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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6106)9/25/1998 3:01:00 PM
From: Solon  Respond to of 12754
 
the thought "Where's a chicken when you need one" zipped threw my mind and met precious little resistance

The case of an irresistible force meeting...NOTHING! (:-)



To: Blue On Black who wrote (6106)9/25/1998 3:22:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Lee--I always admired the Southern ability to turn a phrase.
Your saying about chickens and coming out of the rain reminded me of that.
They seemed to have a knack for saying what they meant in just the right way. My problem with it, was it often wasn't what I wanted to hear.
I remember grabbing a piglet (just for the Hell of it as I recall) when I was around 10 or so and walking around holding the squealing little bugger. His mother was in a separate pen so I thought I was safe enough. That sow broke through that wooden fence and was after me in a heartbeat. She was so fast. I dropped that piglet and broke the 40 yard record for a cheetah. And she was gaining, not at all willing to just accept me turning that piglet loose as adequate. My Aunt Grace had a heavy wire fence about five feet high and I reached it and a friend of my Aunt's grabbed me and yanked me over just in front of a set of jaws better suited for a Tyrannasaur.
My Aunt Grace's friend didn't say anything at first and then he said, "You know boy, I been watching you. You take up a lot of God's spare time just keeping you alive don't you?"