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To: goldsnow who wrote (19780)	9/25/1998 9:23:00 PM
From: Gary R. Owens	Respond to of 116759

OT goldsnow, speaking of Salomon Bros... Warning: dark humor may offend some "In life, I was a Salomon Brothers investment banker," one flame-blackened shade told reporters. "When I arrived here, they didn't know what to do with me. They put me in with those condemned to walk backwards with their heads turned all the way around on their necks, for the crime of attempting to see the future. But then I sent a couple of fruit baskets to the right people, and in no time flat, I secured a cushy spot for myself in the first circle of the Virtuous Unbaptized. Now that was a sweet deal. But before long, they caught on to my game and transferred me here to the realm of Total Bastards. I've been shrieking for mercy like a goddamn woman ever since." From the article entitled: Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com