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To: Who, me? who wrote (103)	9/28/1998 8:18:00 PM
From: 1st.mate	Respond to of 246

BUY INTO THE CUBAN ECONOMY!!!!! Economy expected to double in the next two weeks Everybody involved in sex in the US needs a Cigar. HaHa

To: Who, me? who wrote (103)	9/28/1998 8:22:00 PM
From: 1st.mate	Respond to of 246

Clinton was caught wearing panties on his elbow! When asked why he said: "It is Monica's and I use it as the patch. Got to give her up"

To: Who, me? who wrote (103)	9/28/1998 8:23:00 PM
From: 1st.mate	Respond to of 246

Clinton caught with the smoking gun. (or cigar)

To: Who, me? who wrote (103)	9/28/1998 8:33:00 PM
From: Les H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 246

Clinton Mislead Cabinet About Ending His Lying Streak WASHINGTON, DC - Members of Clinton's cabinet are expressing feelings of outrage and betrayal after it became apparent that the President had mislead them into believing that he was about to end his lying streak. Said one cabinet member, "Earlier this week the President told us that he was inspired by the dignity and reverence that accompanied Cal Ripkin's decision to end his consecutive game streak. Clinton told us that he had thought long and hard, and that it was now time for him to end his lying streak. We all felt relieved and told him that he had made the right decision. He assured us that he would tell the truth sometime before the end of the week. But as the week drew to a close and he hadn't once told the truth, we knew that we had been lied to." President Clinton holds the record for "The Most Consecutive Days Without Telling the Truth by a Head-of-State". His streak officially began the moment that he was sworn-in as President and has lasted over 2036 days. Said one White House staffer, "If they included the days that Clinton was Governor of Arkansas then his streak would be well over 5000 days."

To: Who, me? who wrote (103)	9/29/1998 2:11:00 PM
From: Capt	Respond to of 246

Oops Sorry! Clothing Ad Changed To Calm White House 2.01 p.m. ET (1801 GMT) September 29, 1998 WASHINGTON — Clothing maker Tommy Hilfiger said Tuesday it would alter an advertising campaign after the White House complained about the depiction of an alluring young woman sitting on what appeared to be President Clinton's desk in the Oval Office. The ad, published recently in Vanity Fair, Glamour and other U.S. magazines, showed the woman wearing a Hilfiger dress remarkably similar to descriptions of the one former White House intern Monica Lewinsky wore during a sexual encounter with Clinton at the White House. "A legal officer from the White House notified the company by letter of a technical White House policy precluding the use of the White House or its likeness in advertising imagery,'' Hilfiger said in a statement. "The company will comply with the White House's request and no longer utilize White House imagery in its advertising or in its promotional materials,'' it said. There is just one problem. The action is too late to stop the ad appearing in some publications in October, the company said.