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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Who, me? who wrote (7027)9/26/1998 11:14:00 AM
From: Les H  Respond to of 13994
 
NEW TURN IN JONES LAWSUIT

Clinton Caught Inhaling

CN.WASHINGTON DC. Undisclosed sources have caught the President in the act of inhaling. Sources also state that a few seconds after this photo was taken the President emitted a large volume of smoke and exclaimed, "yep, that's the stuff!" The Whitehouse has neither confirmed nor denied the report.

The same sources received an anonymous tip from the Paula Jones defense group stating that Ms. Jones wishes to change her original complaint to include a drug harassment charge against the president. Counsel is supposedly prepared to declare that the drug harassment charge was originally left out of the original affidavit so as to not "show the President in a bad light." CN has been told by the same undisclosed sources that the new affidavit will read:" the President first tried to get me high; then frustrated with my high moral character, he proceeded to pull off his pants."

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