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To: The Osprey who wrote (2322)	9/27/1998 10:42:00 PM
From: Apex	Respond to of 4201

Disclaimer: I am only posting this for the sole reason and benefit of your dog...who licked his b@ll$ and then gave you a wet one....ROTFLMAO I was asked to do so (lie) and I hope that the female gender does not get offended (truth). ============================ Why Dogs Are Better Than Women Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bathroom is just for a quick drink. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs love red meat. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs never need to examine your relationship. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. Dogs know that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. If a dog gets old and starts to snap at you constantly, you can shoot it. Dogs like beer. Dogs don't hate their bodies. Dogs never buy Kenny G or Michael Bolton albums. Dogs never put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. Dogs never criticize. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs never expect gifts. It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. Dogs don't worry about germs. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had. Dogs like to do their snooping outside, not in your wallet, your pockets, or your sock drawer. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs never want foot-rubs. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs can't talk. Dogs aren't catty. Dogs seldom outlive you.

To: The Osprey who wrote (2322)	9/27/1998 10:57:00 PM
From: Savant	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4201

Seem like it rains a lot on weekends? Wet Weekends The rain in White Plains (New York State, that is) falls mainly on Saturdays, according to a recent analysis. Randall S. Cerveny and Robert C. Balling, Jr., of Arizona State University reviewed weekly climate fluctuations recorded at Sable Island--just east of Nova Scotia and downwind of the U.S. eastern seaboard--from July 1991 to January 1995. They found that concentrations of ozone and carbon monoxide peaked late in the week--a cycle that strongly correlated with observed rainfall patterns. The conclusion? Aerosol pollution probably ensures that coastal areas are wetter on the weekends, making Saturdays 22 percent rainier than Mondays.