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To: Deeber who wrote (5102)	10/1/1998 10:11:00 PM
From: DebtBomb	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 119973

for a laugh... Clinton asked a new young female intern if she would like to see his new clock. She agreed, and he closed the Oval Office door, removes his trousers,and exposes his male appendage. Shocked, the intern says "Mr. President, that does not look like a clock." Bill says, "With a face and two hands on it it would!" ========================================================== Penthouse offered Monica Lewinsky $2 million to pose nude. This confirms what Clinton said in his State of the Union address: He IS creating high paying jobs for young people ======================================================== Hillary just hired a new White House intern... Lorena Bobbitt. =========================================================== They are having a 'Hillary Special' at the KFC: Two small breasts, two large thighs and a left wing. ========================================================== As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: "Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land?" ========================================================== Q : What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? A: A screwdriver turns in screws, Clinton screws interns! ======================================================== A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?" Clinton responded by saying. "No, she was on her knees." ======================================================== Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am? A: She wants to make sure that she is the first lady. ======================================================== The Spelling Bee... Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a spelling contest. Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won! He was the only one of the three who knew that 'harass' was one word. ======================================================= Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% said "Not again." ========================================================== Clinton's team of advisors have offered the following defense... Clinton NEVER told Lewinsky to lie in disposition! He told her to lie in THIS position.... ======================================================== Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? A: They were both upset when Bill finished first. ======================================================== Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex? A: When Hillary is out of town. ======================================================== Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.