To: Silver__7 who wrote (28033 ) 10/2/1998 11:48:00 AM From: E'Lane Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 50264
Good Morning! {{{{{{{DGIV-A-HOLICS}}}}}}} OK..since no body took 6...ME SIX!!! Seems like for the most part <g> I am in pretty impressive company! Been getting an insurance audit prepared all morning, but now it is ready and I thought I'd pop in and see what all was going/not going on before "da man" gets here! Not a whole lot to talk about I don't guess. Humm...someone wants the chit chat to cease? Cobwebs would grow around here, so, sorry..no can do! I hope everyone is doing good...this DGIV action gives a whole new meaning to "buckle your seatbelts" if you ask me! (Or should it be "straight jacket"??) Anyway...how about some humor? ********* Lawyers Mr. Wilson was the chairman of the United Way, which had never received a donation from the most successful lawyer in town. He called on the attorney in an attempt to persuade him mend his ways. "Our research shows that you made a profit of over $600,000 last year, and yet you have not given a dime to the community charities! What do you have to say for yourself?" The lawyer replied, "Did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income? Do you know about my brother, the disabled veteran, who is blind and in a wheelchair? Do you know about my sister, whose husband died in a traffic accident, leaving her penniless with three children?" Sheepishly, the charity solicitor admitted that he had no knowledge of any of this. "Well, since I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?" ******** No offense guys and gals...it just struck me as funny! Have a great day and TAKE CARE! E!