Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Microcap & Penny Stocks : DGIV-A-HOLICS...FAMILY CHIT CHAT ONLY!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: CWolf who wrote (28286)	10/5/1998 11:40:00 AM
From: Morry	Respond to of 50264

Sorry, Chuck 300 went through. Someone had an electric bill due. Dang, another 2000. Probably a house payment.

To: CWolf who wrote (28286)	10/5/1998 12:58:00 PM
From: MARK C.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 50264

Been busy today. Just popped in to check things out and share another joke. See you in the Chat. Three lawyers and three MBAs are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three MBAs each buy tickets and watch as the three lawyers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?"asks and MBA. "Watch and you'll see," answers a lawyer. They all board the train, The MBAs take their respective seats but all three lawyers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The MBAs saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the MBA's decide to copy the lawyers on the return trip and save money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the lawyers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed MBA." Watch and you'll see," answers a lawyer. When they board the train the three MBAs cram into a restroom and the three lawyers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the lawyers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the MBAs are hiding. He knocks on the door and says "ticket please."