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To: NAUGHTY NOTES who wrote (697)	10/6/1998 11:42:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

SOME CAMPING TIPS When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match. Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping: Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, it is OK to go into the woods alone. You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks. In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.