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To: NAUGHTY NOTES who wrote (708)	10/6/1998 2:21:00 PM
From: treetopflier	Respond to of 2733

Some new blond jokes Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong. Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'. Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring. Why can't blondes be pharmacists? They can't get the bottle in the typewriter. What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a Four-way stop. What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds! Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? This Goes In front.