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To: Brent who wrote (718)	10/6/1998 2:53:00 PM
From: NAUGHTY NOTES	Respond to of 2733

sorry about repeats...don't have time to go over past 700 or so. Q. How do you make a cat go "woof"? A. You dip it in gasoline and light a match. Four guys were out on the golf course. As one of them was teeing off at the 10th hole, which was next to the highway, they saw a funeral precession go by. Instead of teeing off, the guy removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral had passed. At this point, the other three said, "You know, the was the most touching thing I've ever seen." And the guy answers, "Well, I was married to her for 15 years. It was the least I could do!"