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To: Patriarch who wrote (735)10/6/1998 9:42:00 PM
From: Capt  Respond to of 2733
 
Sam Kinison On Rap Music:

"Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down -- I just don't like it.

And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that -- just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere... [Looking into camera] Maybe, maybe an assassin type... [Closer to camera] Maybe a man who, oh, after he came home from the war, wasn't accepted by the country he fought for. And still has some of the military weapons and some of the armaments that he came home with -- and he's home alone, unemployed, has nothing to do, and he watches MTV waiting for a ROCK VIDEO, and all he sees is RAP VIDEOS. [Still closer]

Now let's just say -- let's just say-- this guy decides to become a serial killer. Far be it from me to IMPLANT THAT INTO SOMEBODY'S MIND.

I don't want people to think, 'Sam, Sam, you're putting a subliminal thought in a dangerous person's mind' -- NO! I'm just saying if you're gonna be a serial killer, [Full close-up into camera] PICK SOMEBODY INTERESTING TO BE A SERIAL KILLER FOR! TAKE OUT RAPPERS! SHOOT 'EM!

If you're gonna do something like that -- if you're gonna take life -- BE THE RAPPER KILLER!"

-- At the Wiltern Theatre, 1990.

PS...more on the Laugh Thread



To: Patriarch who wrote (735)10/6/1998 9:56:00 PM
From: Capt  Respond to of 2733
 
Sam Kinison on the Next Life....

"I have lived a carnal life.

My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? MISS IT!'

I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life."

-- To Howard Stern ("Private Parts," Chapter 15).