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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (751)	10/8/1998 10:34:00 AM
From: treetopflier	Respond to of 2733

Doctors opinions Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients for them to operate on: The first surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds: "Try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says: "No, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon intercedes: "I like construction workers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when it takes longer than you expect." To which the fifth surgeon says: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are interchangeable."