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To: Bald Man from Mars who wrote (356)	10/9/1998 1:26:00 PM
From: Crocodile	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 408

...so he looked like a "margin guy" did he? You don't remember that old song, "Guitarzan... he's a Guitar Man"?. Ah well, what can I say? You're a BMFM... maybe you fellas on Mars haven't been listening to Earth's radio transmissions since the 1960s...(-: ........... now... back to the story once more...

To: Bald Man from Mars who wrote (356)	10/9/1998 7:54:00 PM
From: jbIII	Respond to of 408

BMFM, who is this Guitarzan He's free as a breeze, he's always at ease He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees As he swings through the trees without a trapeze In his BVDs He's got a union card and he's practicing hard To play the guitar, gonna be a big star Yeah, he's gonna go far And carry moonbeams home in a jar He ordered Chet's guitar course C.O.D. Makes 'A' and 'E' and he's working on 'B' Digs 'C' and 'W' and 'R' and 'B' and Me and the Chimpanzee agree That one day soon he'll be, a celebrity Git it, git it, git it, git it, ow! Gitarzan He's a guitar man He's all you can stand Give him a hand, Gitarzan! (Jungle yells, with dubious guitar) He's got a girl named Jane with no last name Kindly homely and plain, but he loves her just the same 'Cause she kindles a flame that drives him insane When he hears her sing, she really does her thing It's her claim to fame Come on....sing one, Jane! (Baby... baby... oh! baby...) Well, they got a pet monkey He likes to get drunky and sing boogie woogie And it sounds real funky Come on....your time boy....sing one, monkey! (Ooh ooh etc.) ...Let's hear it for the monkey! On Saturday night they need some excitement Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight And their voices unite in the pale moonlight And it sounds all right, yeah, it's dynamite! It's out of sight! Let's hear it...right...now! (Combined jungle yells, 'Baby's and Ooh Oohs) Gitarzan He's a guitar man He's all you can stand Give him a hand, Gitarzan! - Ray Stevens