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To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (8810)10/10/1998 5:19:00 PM
From: Zoltan!  Respond to of 67261
 
Top 10 Ways Hillary Clinton Celebrated Her 50th Birthday

Late Show
October 27, 1997 David Letterman

10. Drank too much beer, passed out on bathroom floor at Fuddruckers.
9. A lively game of "Dodge-the-Subpoena."
8. Blew out candles, then hid them and denied they ever existed.
7. Enjoyed Mark Russell's hilarious new song: "Happy Whitewater to You."
6. Watched with mixture of horror and nausea as Janet Reno popped out of cake.
5. Wrote thank-you note to Queen Elizabeth for the $40 gift certificate to the Gap.
4. Hired clown to twist balloons into shapes of Asian campaign donors.
3. Held intimate gathering for close friends who aren't in prison yet.
2. Gave Gore $50 and demanded he show her "The Full Monty."
1. Jell-O shots with Madeline Albright.